Happy Monday! I hope you had a GREAT weekend! Everyone is home from school today for Martin Luther King, Jr. Day! YAY! That automatically makes it a good Monday!
Sooo, if you want to see how BRAVE I was this weekend. Follow this link to the 4 little Ferguson’s facebook page. This is not for the faint of heart! Click at your OWN risk, I had some people NOT too happy with me for posting. Gotta tell ya, that meat you buy in the store, didn’t originate in that pretty little package! Just sayin. 🙂
On to the recipe:
We have tried many a Monster Cookie recipe, but this one is hands down our favorite! I found it way back in the old days, before I knew what food blogs were all about from Kitchen Scrapbook. She was the first blog I ever followed, and she still has some of our favorite recipes!
This makes a HUGE batch! H_U_G_E!!!! Like 200 cookies.
Feel free to half, or quarter it, to meet your needs. FYI, we make a huge batch about once a year and freeze them between layers of wax paper in large Tupperware containers. That way we are ready for:
“MO-OOOOOM! I need 3 dozen cookies for school tomorrow!” 🙂
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- 12 whole Eggs
- 2 pounds White Sugar
- 2 pounds Brown Sugar
- 1 Tablespoon Vanilla
- 8 teaspoons Baking Soda
- 1 pound Butter Flavored Crisco
- 2 pounds Peanut Butter
- 18 cups Oatmeal
- 1 pound Chocolate Chips
- 1 pound M&Ms
Mix in order given. After oatmeal, slow down mixer and carefully add in chocolate chips and M&M’s. Drop by spoonfuls onto large baking sheets on parchment paper. Bake at 350* for 12 minutes. DO NOT OVERBAKE!
Allow to cool for a minute or two before transferring to a cooling rack. Eat, or freeze between layers of wax paper in a large airtight Tupperware, to eat at a later time.
Like I mentioned, this is a HUGE recipe, so divide or quarter as necessary.
Here are the half quantities for your convenience:
6 eggs
2 cups white sugar
2 cups brown sugar
1 1/2 tsp vanilla
4 tsp. baking soda
1 cup Crisco
2 cups Peanut Butter
9 cups oatmeal
1/2 pound each chocolate chips and M&M’s
Happy Baking!
~T